Oh hey, I don't know about you, but sometimes I feel so intensely strong about something that I can't imagine any other way to profess it to the world than through my license plate. What better way to ask the question "RU DOWN" or let the inquiring minds behind you know that you "LUVSELYN"? Of course, you'll never know if we are indeed down, and us poor people stuck behind you will have to live with the hauntingly unsolvable mystery of never knowing what, in fact, you sell ? All I can assume is that you have a nauseating spelling handicap, leaving me with the plague of wanting to help.You may think the regulation plate holders surrounding your vehicle are dying to make sure that you are the "NBR1PIMP" or a "PLYRH8R", or that the guy in the red Ferrari now has a "FSTRCAR" than his old one, but the truth is we don't give a cat's paw. In fact, I now think you are an idiot and don't deserve a car.
So, in an effort to not lose my mind or go mental on one of you, I've made a game of decifering your riddles. I can usually MacGyver out the message, but sometimes it seems, passion is too great to fit within the allotted spaces on the sinner's license plate, and it comes out looking like someone from Sesame Street randomly threw up the alphabet. Is that even worth shelling out extra dough for? Were you going to die if "L2MKUVT" (aka, "Love to Make You Vomit") wasn't on the back of your car? Blarf.
Oh, and apparently, single numbers are a hot ticket! The number "5" sold for 6.8 million dollars, and the number "1" is supposed to go for 15-20 million. Personally, I can't think of any better way to spend that money. Nope, not a single better way. Seriously, folks, you are pillars of society.
FUK U.
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